T-shirt Release!
Limited T-shirts available
 

Presenting my first ever t-shirt collection!

I am still reminiscing about the time your cat baked me a cake
I was just reminiscing about the time your cat baked me a cake
One can only imagine the question, if you are the answer
FAQs
What is the T-Shirt Size Guide?

Important sizing note:

These T-shirts use unisex, and oversized, so if you’re between sizes I’d recommend sizing down. The XS will be shown as “Women’s S” on the label.

Centimeters -

Size Chest | Shoulder | Sleeve | Body Length

XS - 46cm | 39cm | 20cm | 62cm

S - 54cm | 54cm | 21cm | 73 cm

M - 58cm | 56cm | 21cm | 74 cm

L - 62cm | 58cm | 23cm | 76 cm

XL - 66cm | 60cm | 22cm | 77cm

XXL - 70cm | 62cm | 23cm | 79cm

Inches - 

Size Chest (in) | Shoulder (in) | Sleeve (in) | Body Length (in)

XS -  18.1 | 15.4 | 7.9 | 24.4

S -    21.26 | 21.26 | 8.27 | 28.74

M -    22.83| 22.05 | 8.27 | 29.13

L - 24.41 | 22.83 | 9.06 | 29.92

XL - 25.98 | 23.62 | 8.66 | 30.31

XXL - 27.56 | 24.41 | 9.06 | 31.10

How long will my T-shirt take to arrive?

Each T-shirt is limited edition and made to order, just for you. Production takes care and time, so your item will be dispatched approximately 4 weeks after you place your order. As soon as it’s on its way, we’ll send you tracking info so you can follow every step of its journey.

How will my T-shirt be packaged?

Your T-shirt will arrive neatly folded in a secure envelope, carefully packaged to protect it in transit. We’ve tested multiple packaging methods - this one keeps your T-shirt safe, flat, and looking its best.

What is the policy on returns?

My work is made to order, so we cannot accept returns. However if your print is damaged in transit, or in the very unlikely event that it arrives with a defect, we will replace it.

Are these T-shirts sustainable?

Yes, and proudly so. Each T-shirt is crafted with 100% organic cotton and certified recycled polyester, meeting globally recognised sustainability standards (OCS & RCS). They're soft, durable, and made to last, just like the art they feature. Better for the planet, better for your wardrobe.

What is the policy on returns?

Each T-shirt is made to order especially for you, so we can’t accept returns for a change of mind. However, if your T-shirt arrives damaged or with a rare defect, we’ll replace it straight away. Your satisfaction is guaranteed.

What if my T-shirt gets damaged in transit?

If your T-shirt is damaged in transit, we’ll send a replacement free of charge. We’ll just ask for a quick photo or video so we can claim the insurance from the shipping provider.

How long will this T-shirt be available for?

Until midnight on 9th August 2026 or until the entire edition sells out - whichever comes first. Once it’s gone, it’s gone. There are no plans to restock.